This bouncer is perfect for today's high risk security needs, but can also handle your regular nightclub scene. as you can see from this detailed picture I drew. He is perfect in every way.

Note:

1. He has a machine gun mounted to his head

2. He has a chainsaw for an arm

3. He has tank treads

4. He has an eye in the back of his head

5. he has a crossbow

6. He has a blocking arm, for not letting people into places

The Security Guard 2004 1.0™ has all your other needs too.

1. Inbuilt asshole detector

2. X-ray vision

3. A human brain (something which normal bouncers aren't equipped with)

4. User defined and inbuilt voice commands

I.E."Sorry, no jocks allowed"

"Leave now or I will castrate you"

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