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I like to piss people off
I love pissing people off, here is a list of ways to piss people off.
1. Double Standards, these rule.
I love it, you could say "god, I hate sluts, those girls will fuck anyone,
oh look there's jani, man I wish she would just put out already" if possible
when using one like this, try to slip in, "man I'm cool I sleep with heaps
of chicks, but she is just a slut she fucks so many guys"
this will piss off some, collar wearing geek, and this is always important.
2. Pay out their taste in music/movies/cars/clothing when you pay out someone's taste, it rules. Everyone gets so annoyed because you don't like their "unique" taste in something. Especially people who think it's "cool" to be "different". These guys are perfect because they think they are original, and then get annoyed because nobody likes their tastes. Idiots.
3. Find out who someone's girlfriend is, without them knowing you know. Then walk up to them and say, "dude do you see that chick (point to their girlfriend), she just came and asked me outside for a blow job, but I barred her, how goddamn ugly is she, not a chance" then laugh and walk off. It's even better if they know you know her, and you just call her ugly anyway.
4. Laughing really loud and pointing at people as they walk past you.
5. Throwing ice onto a clubs dance floor so people slip over, I hate night clubs.
6. Telling's single mothers their kids are ugly, and stupid.
7. Cutting down native tree's in front of greenies, who are trying to bush walk. Then when they say something, threaten them with your bush saw and say you are culling.
8. Burning down your neighbors house, just out of spite
9. Driving really fast up quiet streets on sundays, when heaps of kids are playing in it. Just to piss off their parents.
Ummmmm, I'm sure there are heaps of other ways, but who really cares......