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Practical Joke Time
Ok this is the best practical joke ever. This is perfect for those 'april fools' jokes. Use this on your boss, your friends, your mum or your local minister. OK first you need a digital camera, an ice block maker (these are available at your local supermarket, they are basically just moulds for ice blocks), paddle pop sticks and a close friend (preferably female).
1. Grab a bowel. Take photos of every step of this please.
2. Get your female friend to pull you off 9you could do it your self, but that's no fun), keep going until you cum, and make sure it all goes in the bowl.
3. Piss in the bowl
4. Mix it up, add to the mixture, brandy essence and lemon essence. Heaps.
5. Mix it all together and pour it into your ice block mould.
6. Depending on your model the paddle pop stick
will fit somewhere onto
the mould as to make a handle for your ice block. Before sticking it in, write
the web address of somewhere you can post the pictures of making the ice block
some thing like "Please go to http://agentorange.20fr.com/galleryiceblock/"
7. Upload the pictures into a gallery, with brief explanations, possibly a link to his page.
8. Freeze it.
9. When your ready take the ice block to work, church slash give it to your mum.
10. They will lick it all down, the brandy and the lemon will make it taste strange but 'nice' try and get photos of this also.
11. They will find the web address and go onto the internet and find the "ingredients". The rest is well.....lets just see.
Doesn't that kick ass?