tv sux
Pieces of him go everywhere...into the house, into the crowd all over the stage. He gets fucked up. This way everyone knows you ain't fucking around. The house is locked up again and shit continues on as usual, or so they think. They are all obviously crying and whining even more now. Since they suddenly find out there is no prize money, the only way to win is not to piss everyone off and everyone WILL die except the winner. Who is the last person alive. As a added incentive we made sure that our 'mole' was a serial killer. Yes one of the people inside is a serial killer. Awesome. So there next tasks and games are none of this pussy shit. We give them games with bobby traps and hidden trip wire explosives. So we kill more of them quicker. We also randomly booby trap the house, like their beds and showers. Once they get down to about 5 people left, we start playing mind games and inserting mind altering drugs into the water to make everyone paranoid and aggressive so they all start a huge fight. At this time we reveal the serial killer and let him out of the house, we execute him for the hell of it once he is on stage, you know just for kicks.

Reality T.V sucks

OH great another big brother, I heard there was another one the other day. Nothing can ruin my day quicker than the words "big brother". Even the words "I'm pregnant" or "heartbreak high marathon" have less effect on me. I am really getting over the whole thing, wait I hated it from day one......go figure.

Big brother, Australian Idol, Pop stars the list goes on. Am I the only one who just doesn't get the shows. Wait let me see. we get a whole lot of retarded idiots together. We find the most "unique" people out of all the auditions, by unique they mean cliches look alike's of normal people. Ok so we put them in a room together, or give them tests..or doing something retarded and un-interesting that takes 6 episodes to watch, plus all the"uncut" episodes, then they do some more stupid shit. then there is only a few left after everyone has been voted off.

So we are down to say 2 people? they fuck around for a bit and 10 weeks of crappy decider episodes alter
one is voted off and goes off to international "someshit". Everyone has to put up with magazines and specials about this loser on international someshit. Finally its over after 20 weeks and some other Reality shit comes on. Like big brother 14 or something.

I decided that If you can't beat them, join them. So i have made up my own reality T.V show. Australian Execution.

They get together 10 annoying, 18-23 year old girls, and 10 pussy whipped metrosexual Jocks.
Now these people think they are install for some sort of Big Brother rip off. They are locked in a house. With no escape, at ALL!

They do the normal shit they do on these shows, you know whinge, moan and argue. Then it comes to voting time. They have Phone in polls, which everyone will vote on because they are free and everyone will watch my show, because it kicks ass. Then the house members vote also.
So pussy shit one is voted out,he has a cry and whinge, and they all hug and whatever the fuck. he is brought outside, onto a big stage and stands there thinking it's a bad day for him. SUDDENLY!!! A big monstrous chainsaw wielding maniac comes running out and chops him in half.

Sooner or later everyone but the last person is dead, and we bring them out on stage all fucked up, bleeding and crying. We announce that they have won and tell them, after all their hard work we have a secret winners gift for them. We take them up to a special booth high on the stage. We lock them in and tell them that their prize is coming. Suddenly the chamber starts to feel with gas, and a big sign comes down that says "sucker!! your winners gift is a big can of Zyklon-B"

This would kick ass cause she would die slowly knowing she was boned. This is the only kind of show that can save T.V.

T.V sucks.

 

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