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Here is earth as it is. As you can see the moon is there being a pussy as per usual. It's not falling out of the sky, or starting wars with other moons. It just sits there like a wuss. below it is an asteroid. See how cool it looks? Man it's bigger than the pussy assed moon and it's coming straight for Earth. You can just tell it is going to ruin someone's shit. It's one bad ass mother of an asteroid.
I call this asteroid "Asskickero"
As you can see, Asskickero has come in and totally fucked up Earth's plans. Wussy Humans were probably sitting there reading papers and shit, thinking the military was gonna help. FUCK NO! Asskickero can not be stopped. He comes in and BAM. Earth is gone. Look how much Earth is being owned in this picture!! I wish an asteroid would really hit Earth, that would rule.
Asteroids Kick ass
Asteroids rule, these things are constantly kicking the ass out of some world, somewhere. I love movies with asteroids, they usually kick a hell of a lot of ass before the end of the movie. Like this one movie the asteroid had these smaller ones hit earth before it, and they totally ruined earth's shit. If i was going to be reincarnated as an in-animate object, I would be an asteroid.
Asteroids kick ass